CG 08

1. If he loves watching Will & Grace, ANTM, Project Runway and the like.
2. IF he's not into sports..not even on TV
3. If he's the best shopping buddy you've ever had...have him try the free makeover at maybelline's maybe he'll bite it.
4. If he knows the complete maybelline line claiming because he buys them for his girl.
5. If you overhear him call his best bud "BABY" and watch him make excuses that that's how they call each other at the office
6. If he can't leave his gay no-good-tax-evader boss
7. If he dresses up during halloween and ends up being prettier than you
8. If he likes watching the gay pride parade and even takes pictures of them drags (he's secretly hoping to be part of it)
9. If he's into color coding attires during holidays, aka Christmas- red with red accessory/ies, New Year white with white accessory/ies
10. If he says Britney's a bitch and lindsey lohan's spoiled

and lastly....

11. If his dick doesn't get up even if you give him a head..even if you gyrate and pretend you're a stripper without clothes on of course...

Give it up hunny...HE'S A MAN'S MAN! no matter how low you go - and i'm referring to the anatomy- it ain't gonna do any good coz he's waiting for a prince's kiss. I suggest, pack your bags and leave without looking back. He's not worth all the calories.