Yes Tinky, your dad is gay!!

It's hard when parents separate but it's hardest breaking it to the kids. So when the day i heard that gay X is GAY (he intsists he's queer..wtf is the diff?) i put it on myself to break it to my darling Tinky. I prepared myself, gathered enough strength and thought suger-coating it is a good strategy. So when i got home, Tinky, as always, sprang at me...i hugged her and said..."tinky, i have news for you. you're dad's gay. He's not coming back. He left you for another man. he likes men too...just like us. Turns out your dad's a QUEEN" (where's the suger-coated part?hahaha...ooops...forgot about that...). I saw her take the news..it was hard on her too. she looked down and slipped under the bed and stayed there until the morning. she got sad. She doesn't have a father figure anymore. i pity her. DOn't worry tinky....we'll be fine. You'll meet your future dad. He won't be queer.

BIO:

Name: Tinkay Batol-Gay X's last name (which will be dropped after this blog)
Age: 7? (not sure..can't do math...a bit hung over to do that)
BDAY: OCtober 4, 2003?(like i said..hung over to remember)
BREED: Mongrel..though i really want her to be a COCKer Spaniel...oh wait...maybe gay X ould like a COCKer Spaniel....so i'd like a pug...whatever.
Hobbies: munching, sleeping and bullying mummy's roommate
Dislikes: baths, rain, spicy food
Likes: mummy, early morning walks with mummy

Tinky to Evil B(mummy): DUH! i knew he was like that the moment you got me!!! c'mon mum...we'll be fine.

 

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